Treading Water Forever

Yeah, we're still not finished with our album. Even if we finished the recording today, we'd still have the worst obstacle of all--deciding on the album title. We currently have 107 possible titles compiled on our "PMF Untitled LP" Google Doc. So far.

Guillotine of Fire, the 6-song EP we recorded a few years back was no piece of cake to title either. I (me, Rollie, Keymaster of Goser) found this in one of my notebooks in my storage unit. It was just a slice of our brainstorming during the recording session. Behold, the secrets of PMF:

Here's what Archaeologists have learned studying this artifact:

• There were 5 members of the band then, but only 4 different styles of handwriting on the page. Wally was clearly too cool for writing things himself.
• I didn't know how to spell "Pigeons."
• We like animals. Sort of. 
• We retracted "Sweep the Leg" and "Fiberglass Jaw" before infringing upon other bands.
• The Drummer was so into "Maquis" that he felt the need to write out the definition and circle it. 
• "Guillotine of Fire" isn't even on there, so we must've been hornswoggled at the printer's.