PMF EXCLUSIVE LYRICS

Here are some of the words to Plowing Mud Forever songs that you may or may not hear at the Ace of Clubs show next Saturday:

"Salesman" - ass, hell, crap
"Mesmerado" - you, me, OK, baby, yeah
"Victim, Himself, No Problem" - alacrity, aaaaaagghhhhhhhh
"Rabies First Battle" - babies' first rattle
"Teen Steam Dream Queen" - My Little Pony
"Sitcom" - fuck, die
"Dog Milk" - white, warm, hot, juice
"Bottleneck" - vernacular, Large Marge
"Especially Heinous" - Ice-T, Port-a-Potty
"Serpentor's Love" - snakes, flames, broads
"Modus Operandi" - Katharine Hepburn

If you are going to sing along with our songs, only sing those words over and over again as loud as possible while spinning around like a tornado and urinating on everyone in the vicinity. You'll thank us later.