Connoisseurs of Mammary Glands

I can't say this definitively yet, but it's looks like Plowing Mud Forever will probably be playing an afternoon show on Saturday, September 12th, quite possibly at Automata Chino in Jersey City, and if this happens it will most likely be part of a benefit to raise money for the American Breast Cancer Foundation. When we have official confirmation we will give the rest of the details.

I can say with 100% confidence that Plowing Mud Forever will be playing this Saturday night at Ace of Club, in NYC.

Ace of Clubs - 9 Great Jones St. NYC - doors at 7pm - 21+ - $10

8pm - Open Denile
9pm- Plowing Mud Forever
10pm - Scalera
11pm - Knife the Glitter
12am - Torrential Downpour

PMF EXCLUSIVE LYRICS

Here are some of the words to Plowing Mud Forever songs that you may or may not hear at the Ace of Clubs show next Saturday:

"Salesman" - ass, hell, crap
"Mesmerado" - you, me, OK, baby, yeah
"Victim, Himself, No Problem" - alacrity, aaaaaagghhhhhhhh
"Rabies First Battle" - babies' first rattle
"Teen Steam Dream Queen" - My Little Pony
"Sitcom" - fuck, die
"Dog Milk" - white, warm, hot, juice
"Bottleneck" - vernacular, Large Marge
"Especially Heinous" - Ice-T, Port-a-Potty
"Serpentor's Love" - snakes, flames, broads
"Modus Operandi" - Katharine Hepburn

If you are going to sing along with our songs, only sing those words over and over again as loud as possible while spinning around like a tornado and urinating on everyone in the vicinity. You'll thank us later.

Thing-Things

It's vacation time for most of this hemisphere, so Plowing Mud Forever has(s)holed themselves up in the studio with a colony of termites to continue working on new songs and brushing up on old new songs. Coming down the pike we've got:

"The Night Report" - The sequel to "Sitcom." In this song, Kirk is actually sent back in time to protect you, not kill you. It is also revealed that Ryan is your father and Rollie will finally defeat Apollo Creed. Does that Smeel Mainly? Musically, I can't even begin to describe what is happening in this song. What if Mastodon eats a Jesus Lizard that is snacking on a Blue Oyster? Cult hit? You betcha!

"The Cliff" - A haunting little ditty that could end up being the simplest, pussiest PMF song ever! It's only got 4 different parts! And no screaming! What if Jimmy Eats the World? Would he Hum? Yeah Yeah Yeah!

"Untitled" - Kirk's still going through titles and lyrics on this one, so I don't know what it's going to be about. I can tell you that the intro is long and calm, but then the rest of the song lunges out from the bushes and gnaws on your balls. I think there's a dog singing backup vocals, I'm not sure.

Elsewise, we've got another show with Torrential Downpour in a few weeks, but you already knew that because you've probably added the Plowing Mud Forever Live Calendar to your own Google Calendar. Right?